Stars Explode So You Can Exist T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Because Nothing Says "You Matter" Like Matter From Exploded Stars) orbital surf shirt and classic scientific illustrations in

and classic scientific illustrations in a nostalgic classroom aesthetic that would make any evolutionary theorist proud

Mathematical overlay design

-Propaganda-poster aesthetic (because quantum mechanics needs better PR)

• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling

the ultimate vestment for those who take both the Hippocratic Oath and their Harley maintenance equally seriously

Stars Explode So You Can Exist T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Because Nothing Says "You Matter" Like Matter From Exploded Stars) orbital surf shirt and classic scientific illustrations inFinally, a shirt that celebrates your cosmic origin story with all the subtlety of a supernova! This design reminds us that we're all just stellar debris having an existential crisis. Think of it as your "I survived countless stellar explosions and all I got was this consciousness" shirt. Quick Stats: Premium cotton (made from atoms that probably saw dinosaurs) Durable print (like the iron in your blood thanks, ancient stars!) Machine washable (unlike